The Gauntlet has been Cast

L & L have escalated things in the bad movie stakes. We came in and they told us that we were going to be watching a musical. So we sat and watched as a skinny arm, clad in studded wrist guards waved a magic spraycan over a wall, making badly centred computer generated words appear. We found ourselves watching "Breakin'" or is that "Breakdance"?

Beware! If the movie has a different title on the cover to the credits, no good can come at all.

So we watched this pile of steaming turds. We all had bad 80's flashbacks, and realised that once you get past the nostalga aspect, the eighties were a fashion wasteland. The "actors" pretended to act and pretended to breakdance and L let out a girly scream when she realised that Ice-T was in it. (It doesn't actually make it better, she just likes seeing movies with Ice-T. There is a man with a stratospheric film career. Tank Girl as a highlight is never a good sign)

This was another "carcrash" movie, and we couldn't look away. Screams of "Is she wearing that backwards?", "Are you a God? Then die!", and "Legwarmers!" punctuated the night.

Several of the lead actors, got "Quoted" names as well. Always a bad sign.

The only redeeming aspect was the blatant homosexual subtext, which was a delight to behold!

This is a BAD movie. Now to watch the sequel, Breakdance II, Electric Boogaloo.

Brrrr.