Chances Just Keeps Getting Better!

For those of you who were at the "Incredibly Bad Video Nite" last night, then this is old news, but I had to share.
Last night we watched Lair of the White Worm, which neither L nor L had previously seen. L declared it the "Worst thing I've ever seen!" which is pretty good for a bad movie night, especially since that made it worse than Hell Comes to Frogtown.

Aww c'mon! It had Amanda Donohoe in VERY slinky outfits! It had girly wrestling! What is there NOT to love?

Anyways, I'm here to rant about what broke ME , not L & L.

So we watch our nightly dose of Chances. Fine. I like the show for its' pure corn factor, but tonight it went that little bit further and broke my brain.

Okay so a bit of plot here. So the cross dressing nazis are trying to find the ancient cursed necklace that was give to Eva Braun by Adolph Hitler, thus causing the downfall of the Third Reich. Meanwhile the daughter of the triad boss, Lilly Lo, is also trying to get her hands on it. She doesn't know that someone has made a duplicate of it and hidden the original in an Ajax bottle. She gets the duplicate from her father (the triad boss), goes to a photographer, (who just happens to be the one with the REAL jewelry) and proceeds to get cheesecake photos of herself taken while wearing the necklace.

Okay with me so far? (Yes, Chances is really like this. See why we like it so much?)

It gets better.

So our Daughter of the Triad Boss is now posing in filmy things with the necklace. What does she wear?
a) A nice baby doll dress?
b) A torselette in blue?
c) How about a nice black body suit, with a Nazi Officers hat, A Swastika armband and (Wait for it) a swastika G String?

So if you guessed c), you'd be right!!!

Oh. My. Goddess.

(Sounds of my brain breaking can be heard all over the place...)

Now why was Chances taken off the air again?