Cruuuushiiing!

This one is for DragonChrome and Callistra.

To Quote from the page:
Then I'm crushing your precocious little head!! Crush crush crush crush crush crush! Pop pop! Crush! Why did I do that? I feel terrible! He was just a kid! Just a cute little kid! I must go to church, and confess.

The Kids in the Hall Fansite including transcripts.